exercise sucks, its boring and usually ends in pain, my friend marg ended up arse over tit on the footpath whilst having a leisurely stroll the other day, which was funny but prob not for her. I was also reading flabby ninja and she broke her vag doing situps, dear lord thats not good. I hate sit ups, cant get even half way up, as i was saying to her there is this hideous machine at the gym that simulates sit ups which makes me feel like my uterus is about to pop out, so obviously situps are no good unless of course youd like to use it as some perverse kind of birth control ! Probably freak out a few gym members and staff too, can just imagine the phone call to the ambos, ah we have a situation here looks lilke OH MY GOD WTF IS THAT?!
I have seen way too many body parts, one of the patients in the unit actually said it was like being in a nudist colony, not a very attractive one- ninety year old penis is not good. There will be no photos with todays post for the aforementioned reason. I had an email that said the statistics for breast enlargement and viagra had gone up remarkably in the last few years, unfortunately so has the rate for dementia, so we can look forward to a generation of elderly that will have pert boobs and stiff willies but no effing idea what to do with them!
So i think i will laydown and forget that exercise exists, and try not to think about 90 year old willies.